My calender is still on February.
Why try go down in history when you could go down on me?
Even I don't know if I'm being sarcastic anymore.
When my eyeliner is on point, my life still isn't on point.
I am in fact the true first inventor of the Bublé Bath.
No Mum, as hard to believe as it is, I do not have a boyfriend.
I like to think of myself as a young Bridget Jones which is apparently something I shouldn't be proud of.
My accent is permenantly stuck with a serious identity crisis.  
All the men in my life are gay.
Bring cats and wine.
Lots of wine. 

(Source: ccandicecandice)

"The woman who doesn’t need validation from anyone is the most feared individual on the planet."

(Source: nyu-tah, via edenflorence)

I’m turning my back on this life, for as long as I can.

Someone make me a star, ‘cause I sure as hell can’t be who I am.

I’m too fragile and clever you know.

And this universe just leaves me cold.

I’m just hanging around here, I’m longing for someone to hold.


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