Thinking about my future makes me want to throw up.
If I don't date a celebrity I at least want a lookalike.
I went to school so I could leave school.
Why try go down in history when you could go down on me?
Even I don't know if I'm being sarcastic anymore.
When my eye makeup is on point, my life is on point.
No Mum, as hard to believe as it is, I do not have a boyfriend.
Bring cats and wine, lots of wine.
I like tea.